This is not a krill!
House of BOK returns to the sea, this time venturing further than the shoreline.
Join your fave trippers with fresh flippers and dive into the depths of our a-QUEER-ium. We're throwing a lavishly fishy party to close out this Monsoon Season, so brush off your scales and warm up your fins!
As per usual, we’ll be rewarding the most snorkiller looks with the most bodacious of bounties. Prizes in all sizes await those who make the biggest splash!
As you should be aware, this celebration is taking place in Craboriginal Seas. We all pay our utmost respect to the traditional custodians of these waters and recognise that sovereignty has never been sea-ded. It is our duty as guests of these seas to show understanding and gratitude to those who came before us, to Pay the Rent and to pay it the shuck forward!
Sister abyss sumptuous submarines coral secks Octopussy trout tickling Fishies of Colour pearls get the gurls sausage in a bottle
Anyone porpoisely disrupting the sanctity of this underwater safe haven will be swiftly ejected back to the surface realm by Pussyseidon. Clown fishing around is a great way to make anemones, so don’t be a wanchor.
Don’t go getting sea foamo or you’ll turn into a jealyfish. aquaBOK is one not to be missed. And for all you hermit crabs out there at home watching reruns of Seachange, more exciting things to cum!