Swords and Spears and Wands and Queers - the battle of the hexes, begins!
June 22nd is about to go down in folxlore -- a prophecy unforetold - the dawning of a new queera. A plague of disillusionment has been cast across the lands; one we can only drown out with merriments, pleasures and charms. The quest is yours for the taking. Gather one, gather all!
Prepare your kinsfolk for fantasyBOK - an immersive labyrinth of wonders with depths unbeknownst - setting a new wenchmark for clobnights at the Bird
~Goblins and Ghouls, Princx and Paupers~
$10 cash entry
LOOT up for grab$
Special potions TBA
Party baggies
Trans Dragons
Big sip your pale ales and exchange tall tales at the Prancing Brony Bar!
Welcoming you at our gates is our resident riddler, Tappy Foamstrap! Answer their non-binaree riddles three to enter the mystical Shire of Bird Hollows.
8pm Si Las
9pm Hyperpussy
10pm Crabbe & Ferret
11pm Bari Wassim
We’d like to pay our respects and acknowledge the true custodians of these lands - royalty and rightful heirs to the thrown, the Whadjuk / Noongar Peoples. Descendants of cultures rich and ancient.
The Fellaship of MY Ring Dragon's eggs Been there, slain that sexy centaurs Gobbylet of fire Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? Trantysniffing nympho fauns what are you JRR talking about?
Not only can House of BOK talk the talk, but we can also orc that walk. Ensuring that fantasyBOK upholds safety standards fair and true, clear signage at the gates to this realm will be a new focal point ensuring each lordt and theybie who enters this BOK is boldly reminded of our intentions should they misstep. Anyone disobeying the protocols of fantasyBOK and encroaching on the safety of others will be introduced to our trebuchet and flung into the abyss. fantasyBOK is a safeBOK.
Safety patrols:
Chain smoking they-pa ~Leo~ will also be out back making sure the elves are all hydrated, happy and safe from JK Rowling gender re-assignments