BUY TIX
The bustling party-city of Birdopolis, founded by noble nightowls and charismatic cookers, is in grave danger! The BOK beacon alights the night sky, signalling all supes to hit the streets to these fat beats and dance the night away.
Hedonism and self-expression have kept Birdopolis populous, but this could all change in the twink of an eye.
A violent meatier shower looms, engine failure on a Swiftie jetliner spells danger for inner city kitties, droves of citizens fall prey to mind-control substance Ozempic, and a cyber-attack targets club speakers (oh no, save local gigs).
🍆 sidekicks with dicks 💩 scataclysm 🍑 dis-ass-eater 🦸🏼♂️ League of Extraordinary Gentlethems 🦹♀️ BOKCU Phase 3 🪩 disco vertigo 🌠 aBOKalypse
• DJs
• Best-dressed
• Door prize (drawn for online ticket holders)
• Drinkies
• Performers
• Affordable tix ($5 - $10 online +bf)
• 7PM to Midnight
Are you a hero or a villain? Is your pussy wet or dry? These are the questions we must ask ourselves if we’re to stave off the party poopers and protect the city from its Boiler Doom. Birdopolis needs you – muster at BOK Tower 7PM to Midnight on October 12th.